Not every grower puts their name on their work. Professor Bluntstache does.
Operating as Professor Bluntstache out of Columbus, Ohio, Max is a cultivator who’s been at this long enough to know exactly what he’s doing — and has spent years developing, stabilizing, and preserving a catalog of cultivars that most dispensaries wouldn’t know what to do with. These aren’t mass-market strains grown for yield. They’re carefully selected genetics — some dating back to 2015 and 2018 — grown in living organic soil without pesticides, and harvested for character over convenience.
Every cultivar is grown with love in living soil and is pesticide-free. Select your strain and weight below.
Strain Guide
80’s Durban Poison
Lineage: African Landrace Hybridized — 1980’s Stock
Aroma: Fuel, rubber, terpinolene, background pine, sweet
Effect: Wired, inspired, calm, then sedative
80’s-era Durban Poison preserved and grown the way it deserves to be. Terpinolene-forward with that unmistakable rubber-fuel combination old-school sativa heads will recognize immediately.
Banana Pepper
Lineage: Peanut Marmalade #5 x Chemstar BX3 — 2022 Stock
Aroma: Citrus, orange, sweet, spicy banana pepper, fuel
Effect: Cerebrally energized, upbeat, lively
A daytime strain with a genuinely unique aroma profile — orange citrus up front, then spicy banana pepper and fuel. Cerebrally energized without being anxious.
Black Magic
Lineage: Blue Permafrost x Blackberry Kush — 2015 Stock
Aroma: Sweet berry, terpinolene, background citrus, pine
Effect: Euphoric, romantic, then sedative
2015 genetics grown with intention. Euphoric and romantic effect that transitions into a deep, sedative finish. An evening strain with one of the more unique effect profiles in the lineup.
Cambodian One Piece
Lineage: Cambodian Landrace x Deathstar BX2 — 2018 Stock
Aroma: Fuel, sweet berry, candy, spice, earthy
Effect: Cerebral, vibrant, balanced, mellow
The foundation cultivar behind much of Max’s Cambo lineup. Complex fuel-and-candy aroma, cerebral and vibrant effect without being overwhelming. Versatile across a wide range of consumers.
Cambo Magic Freak
Lineage: Indigo Magic Freak #5 x Cambodian One Piece — 2024 Stock
Aroma: Berry, sweet, candy, earth, spicy leather
Effect: Clear headed, giddy, vibrant, functional
Berry-and-candy sweetness layered over earth and a distinctive spicy leather note. Clear-headed and functional with a giddy, vibrant quality. Great for daytime and social use.
Chemstar BX3
Lineage: Deathstar x [Mos Eisley = Chem ‘91 x Deathstar BX2] — 2020 Stock
Aroma: Fuel, kerosene/gas, earth, pine, acrid funk, ammonia
Effect: Intense lift off, sedative, bubbly
Not for the faint of heart. Old-school chem-line intensity with an intense lift-off that transitions into sedative and bubbly. Experienced consumers only.
DurbStar
Lineage: 80’s Durban Poison x Chemstar BX3 — 2024 Stock
Aroma: Fuel, rubber, terpinolene, sweet, berry, blueberry
Effect: Jazzed, inspired, productive, sedative
Terpinolene-forward fuel strain with surprising berry and blueberry sweetness. Opens jazzed and productive, settles sedative. Bridges Durban’s sativa heritage with the Chem line’s indica influence.
East Palestine Trainwreck
Lineage: Super Lavender Butter x Twisted Wreck — 2022 Stock
Aroma: Terpinolene, sweet floral, wood, carrot, spice
Effect: Uplifted, energized, clear headed
An unusual and memorable terpene combination — sweet floral, wood, carrot, and spice. Clean and uplifting effect: energized, clear-headed, no fog. A functional daytime strain.
Grape Star Berry
Lineage: Grape Deathstar x Boo Berry — 2018 Stock
Aroma: Grape, berry, pine, background citrus, fuel
Effect: Balanced, focused, social, then relaxed
A strain built for people who want to function. Balanced and focused, genuinely social, transitions into relaxed. One of the most approachable strains in the lineup.
Peanut Cambo
Lineage: Peanut Marmalade #5 x Cambodian One Piece — 2024 Stock
Aroma: Sweet, nut, wood, spice, floral, berry
Effect: Giggly, blissful, cerebral, mellow
Sweet and nutty with wood, spice, floral, and berry. Giggly and blissful with a cerebral quality that mellows out. A strain for good company and a relaxed afternoon.
Professor’s Blue Rhino
Lineage: Blue Rhino 1947 F2 x Professor’s Star — 2024 Stock
Aroma: Pine, fuel, wood, sweet, berry, floral
Effect: Muscle relaxing, excited, then sedative
Pine and fuel opening, softened by wood, sweet berry, and floral. Effect arc: excited and elevated, transitions into deep muscle relaxation, finishes sedative. Good for end-of-day use.
Professor’s Push Pop #8
Lineage: Purple Punch (Ohio Cut) x Professor’s Star — 2023 Stock
Aroma: Overripe fruit, ice cream, sweet, floral, fuel
Effect: Clear, skyrocketing, body relaxing, amused
Overripe fruit and ice cream on the nose with fuel undercurrent. Effect skyrockets fast, body relaxing and amused. One of the most euphoric and upbeat strains in the lineup.
Super Lavender Cambo
Lineage: Super Lavender Butter x Cambodian One Piece — 2024 Stock
Aroma: Fuel, sweet berry, candy, spice, haze
Effect: Cerebral, creative, balanced, mellow
Cerebral and creative without being scattered — balanced and mellow enough to sustain focus. A strong choice for artists, writers, or anyone who thinks better when relaxed.
All flower grown with love in living organic soil, pesticide-free, by Professor Bluntstache, Columbus, Ohio.
Available weights: 1/8 oz (3.5g) | 1/2 oz (14g) | 1 oz (28g)
Storage: Keep in an airtight container in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight.
These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. Not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Must be 21+. Keep out of reach of children.
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